tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40455266895857893802009-11-18T01:18:49.568-08:00Free Jokes DailyFree Jokes served fresh daily just for youFree Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-65196410085502437562008-03-22T01:00:00.000-07:002008-02-27T01:07:47.129-08:00Another sensational idea for office equipment!Workload getting to you ? Feeling stressed ? Too many initiatives "cascading" down? Here is the new low cost way to cope! Take 2 paperclips and elastic bands. Assemble them as shown on the picture. Apply the construction as visualized below Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-3979898119833396652008-03-21T00:52:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:56:34.546-08:00'Out of Office' email auto reply1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-74011903378768966822008-03-20T00:44:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:47:28.963-08:00Man, Woman and the magical frogA Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-69897422495967045382008-03-19T00:48:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:50:40.944-08:00The science of the P***SScientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.....Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-67612092621198316792008-03-18T00:40:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:41:51.735-08:00Why men are happier creaturesWhat do you expect when: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-10912051123672200892008-03-17T00:38:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:42:15.490-08:00Why men can't do houseworkOne day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."And they say blondes are dumb...Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-85442356254079482732008-03-16T00:36:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:38:14.498-08:00The Why's of Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-34377576483868256182008-03-15T00:29:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:31:58.019-08:00Forgive your enemies, says the preacherThe Sunday sermon was, Forgive Your Enemies, and toward the end of the service, the preacher asked his congregation," How many of you have forgiven their enemies?" About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question again. All responded,except one small elderly lady."Mrs. Jones?" Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-47023258695482303212008-03-14T00:21:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:23:25.434-08:00Engineer Vs. Management - Can be true"Once upon a time, a man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied. "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-89349108281657081882008-03-13T00:16:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:20:05.957-08:00Corporate Culture 101Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-32859792600611357772008-03-12T00:13:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:14:58.971-08:00Fred the nutrionistDear All,A piece of advise to live longer……… "EAT and BE WELL"I personally like the tomatoes - goes well with Vodka (called bloody Mary) and grapes that becomes wine ...anytime.Lastly tea ... Is "long island iced tea" considered in the advice of drinking tea to help it being an antioxidant. Nuts – don't need them, have enough relatives, friends and colleagues in that category already.Cheers / 'Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-67909632198559357012008-03-11T00:09:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:13:06.957-08:00Filial son - Italian wayAn old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-29690476962179488782008-03-10T00:03:00.000-07:002008-02-27T00:09:04.461-08:00Men's Rules - Must Read!!We always hear "the rules" from the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side .These are our rules! Please note.. These are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-56889731562716425102008-03-09T00:01:00.000-08:002008-02-27T00:02:48.360-08:00Hide-n-seekA boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned insick.Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled theemployee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper."Hello"."Is your daddy home?" he asked."Yes", whispered the small voice."May I talk with him?"The child whispered, "No".Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,"Is Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-20063393987968453852008-03-08T23:58:00.000-08:002008-02-27T00:00:20.459-08:00Lone Ranger and TontoThe Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. 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Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besidesFree Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-2921447863169583842008-03-04T23:31:00.000-08:002008-02-26T23:32:34.717-08:00Man Vs. WomanA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-87569511093789158472008-03-03T23:28:00.000-08:002008-02-26T23:30:54.824-08:00Cigarretes and TamponsA man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-32572520827586176612008-03-02T23:27:00.000-08:002008-02-26T23:28:03.343-08:00A wife's revenge'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-48079907759628180072008-03-01T23:25:00.000-08:002008-02-26T23:26:39.881-08:00Woman's Perfect BreakfastShe's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-551938481749179752008-02-29T23:18:00.000-08:002008-02-26T23:23:10.176-08:00Divorce, Custody and Pepsi ColaA man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. 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You're a disgrace to Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4045526689585789380.post-23190714108825802422008-02-27T23:10:00.000-08:002008-02-26T23:23:59.339-08:00The Parable of Two Catholic ParrotsTWO CATHOLIC PARROTS A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him:"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquiredThey say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I Free Jokes Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917837654221704381noreply@blogger.com0