Monday, April 2, 2007

Isaac Newton commits suicide

Here is just one of those silly jokes that are non malicious but merely for a good hearty belly laugh.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just
a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the
movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went

Here are a few scenes:

1. In one movie, Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor that, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long
Live Rajnikant!

2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant
has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess what he
does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills
both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills
the middle one.

3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And
bang, the gangster is dead!

Now this was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time,
and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't

The 'climax' finally arrives...

Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high
wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries like one of those
superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to
desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. ( Newton dada is
smiling since it is virtually impossible, right?) Rajnikant suddenly pulls
two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun
has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots
at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the
villain is dead

Newton Commits Suicide!